Fart ache number one caused you to leave me
I never knew that I could smell this way
And fartache number two was once you came back again
You came back and never meant to stay
Now I've got fart aches by the number, troubles by the score
Every day you smell me less
Each day I smell much more
Yes, I've got fart aches by the number, a gut that I can't win
But the day that I'll stop farting
That's the day my world would end
Fart ache number three was when you called me
And said that you were coming back to stay
With stinky fart I waited for your knock on the door
I waited, but the smell drove you away
Now I've got fart aches by the number, troubles by the score
Every day you smell me less
Each day I smell much more
Yes, I've got fart aches by the number, a gut that I can't win
But the day that I'll stop farting
That's the day my world would end
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