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Songs of the Fart

by Johnny Fartbreaker & The Stinkers

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1.
Your cheatin' fart will make you weep You'll cry and cry and try to sleep But sleep won't come the whole night through Your cheatin' fart will smell like poo When poo comes out like falling rain You'll toss around and call my name You'll wipe the floor the way I do Your cheatin' fart will smell like poo Your cheatin' fart will pine some day And crave the smell you pood away The time will come when your tum feels blue Your cheatin' fart will smell like poo When poo comes out like falling rain You'll toss around and call my name You'll wipe the floor the way I do Your cheatin' fart will smell like poo
2.
Fart ache number one caused you to leave me I never knew that I could smell this way And fartache number two was once you came back again You came back and never meant to stay Now I've got fart aches by the number, troubles by the score Every day you smell me less Each day I smell much more Yes, I've got fart aches by the number, a gut that I can't win But the day that I'll stop farting That's the day my world would end Fart ache number three was when you called me And said that you were coming back to stay With stinky fart I waited for your knock on the door I waited, but the smell drove you away Now I've got fart aches by the number, troubles by the score Every day you smell me less Each day I smell much more Yes, I've got fart aches by the number, a gut that I can't win But the day that I'll stop farting That's the day my world would end
3.
She lives on the trail that winds By the river and through the pines Her stinky fart will never fade away Of all the treasures in this world Diamonds, rubies, gold and pearls None are like my stinky mountain girl They say gas passes slowly way up in the mountains Brother, I can tell you that it’s poo, true poo Like the fart of a little mountain girl I can’t forget the days gone by Running, laughing, sometimes crying Hoping that a stink would never end If time would let me I’d go back Through the pine trees to the shack How I’d love to smell that girl again Now, if and when I’m old and gray And gas has nearly passed away And I can smell my race is almost run And if they ask my last request I’ll pray some boy’s nose be blessed God, may there always be stinky girls

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Classic bluegrass and country songs of the heart, but with a stinky twist.

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released December 25, 2020

Guitar: Johnny Fartbreaker
Mandolin: Johnny Fartbreaker
Fiddle 1: Johnny Fartbreaker
Fiddle 2: Johnny Fartbreaker
Fiddle 3: Johnny Fartbreaker
Bass: Johnny Fartbreaker
Lead Vocals: Johnny Fartbreaker
Tenor: Johnny Fartbreaker
High-Baritone: Johnny Fartbreaker

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