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Your Cheating Fart
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Your cheatin' fart will make you weep
You'll cry and cry and try to sleep
But sleep won't come the whole night through
Your cheatin' fart will smell like poo
When poo comes out like falling rain
You'll toss around and call my name
You'll wipe the floor the way I do
Your cheatin' fart will smell like poo
Your cheatin' fart will pine some day
And crave the smell you pood away
The time will come when your tum feels blue
Your cheatin' fart will smell like poo
When poo comes out like falling rain
You'll toss around and call my name
You'll wipe the floor the way I do
Your cheatin' fart will smell like poo
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Fart ache number one caused you to leave me
I never knew that I could smell this way
And fartache number two was once you came back again
You came back and never meant to stay
Now I've got fart aches by the number, troubles by the score
Every day you smell me less
Each day I smell much more
Yes, I've got fart aches by the number, a gut that I can't win
But the day that I'll stop farting
That's the day my world would end
Fart ache number three was when you called me
And said that you were coming back to stay
With stinky fart I waited for your knock on the door
I waited, but the smell drove you away
Now I've got fart aches by the number, troubles by the score
Every day you smell me less
Each day I smell much more
Yes, I've got fart aches by the number, a gut that I can't win
But the day that I'll stop farting
That's the day my world would end
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She lives on the trail that winds
By the river and through the pines
Her stinky fart will never fade away
Of all the treasures in this world
Diamonds, rubies, gold and pearls
None are like my stinky mountain girl
They say gas passes slowly way up in the mountains
Brother, I can tell you that it’s poo, true poo
Like the fart of a little mountain girl
I can’t forget the days gone by
Running, laughing, sometimes crying
Hoping that a stink would never end
If time would let me I’d go back
Through the pine trees to the shack
How I’d love to smell that girl again
Now, if and when I’m old and gray
And gas has nearly passed away
And I can smell my race is almost run
And if they ask my last request
I’ll pray some boy’s nose be blessed
God, may there always be stinky girls
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